Oh fuck.
I have scabies.
Why didn’t Asher fucking Roth write about this in “I Love College”?
Man, I love infectious diseases that spread rapidly in dorms, ay!
And I love steroids, ay!
I love mites living under my skin while I take finals, ay!
I'm like a compilation album of Liz Lemon, Lady Gaga, and Paula Deen.
