Almost everyone of my friends from home (and home, by the way, is the infamous Jersey Shore) has joined the facebook group “MTV’S THE JERSEY SHORE IS A DISGRACE TO ITS ACTUAL INHABITANTS”

Uh. Guys? Do you remember that time we fist pumped to “Livin’ on a Prayer” at prom? How about when we went to Seaside and got in a fight with drug dealers who later threw rocks at us? What about that time you got implants for your high school graduation? And also…. you have a stripper pole in your bedroom. Your mom gave it to you for your 19th birthday.

Be proud of your roots, my friends, and fist pump on.